I'm getting a personality!

Single and available ladies!

Although, I only go out on dates with girls who dig pacifiers!

Or wear diapers!

....make that soiled diapers.

I must admit, I am a cute little baby and have it all! I got my mommy's good looks, my daddy's personality and my own sense of maturity at such a young age. I mean, what don't I have other than the ability to control my own bowel movements??? That's what diapers are for, right?