Hangin with my momma today!

She just told me that we get to go shopping today. I told her I'm a boy, not a girl!
These cheeks s-p-e-l-l "pinch me"
Mommy, you said this yellow cloth behind my head was to make it more comfortable. Daddy told me the truth.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Do I have a sign on my back that says "kiss me"?
That's what I thought, now let's get this shopping over with mommy!