BREAKING NEWS: Landen Ohio
Graham Cohen rolls over by himself!
Post Roll Interview!
Graham appeared overwhelmed by the emotions of this historic event!
BREAKING NEWS: Landen Ohio
Graham Cohen rolls over by himself!
Post Roll Interview!
Graham appeared overwhelmed by the emotions of this historic event!
This is my daddy when he was about my age. Apparently Weight Watchers wasn't around.
Although I am already wearing 3-6 clothing.
At first, these toys seemed a little over the top. I am starting to like them a bit.
This is where that demonistic nurse got me!!! Her picture is in my room. I won't forget her!
These are my good friends - Jacob, Braden, and Lucas. I'm the baby of them all, but give me time.
It seems these play dates are more for moms than us - at least Lucas thinks so!
Well, I am now a little over two months old and what a 2 months it has been. I am a very lucky boy! That was until I went to the Dr's today to get a check up. You see, my mommy and daddy called it a "check up". That's adult talk for "you're getting shots today and it's going to hurt like crazy!" Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me! I won't fall for that again! Anyhoo, I appear to be getting my daddy's side of the family in terms of my size. I was a small newborn at a little over 6 lbs, but today, I measured 12 lbs 9 oz. That's right, I am in the 75 percentile of weight at my age. I am 24 inches long which puts me 90-95 percentile. The Dr. said my size was proportionate, whatever that means. He did say that I appeared to be a happy baby. DUH!!! Everything else appeared great until that girl came in after the Dr. I don't want to talk about that though. Below are some pictures of me looking like Hugh Heffner. I just need a cigar!
This is my cousin Nolan, he turned 1 year old! He's pretty cool and is my best friend although we don't talk much.
Why do people feel the urge to make babies like me look like a goof?
Nolan is like his mommy Angela, he loves balloons!
This is Nolan's cousin Monica. She is very nice, although she's still a girl.
I only flirt with my mommy ...
but occassionally I think about other women.
All this mushy stuff is really getting to me.
Uh Daddy, please put that away. I'm not a kid!
It's tough being me!
Although, I only go out on dates with girls who dig pacifiers!
Uncle Matthew and Aunt Natalie were so nice to have my family over for dinner. I think Uncle Matthew is afraid of me. I'm almost potty trained Uncle Matt, I'll hold it when you hold me! Uncle Matthew just found out his Bearcats won again!
Aunt Natalie makes a mean dinner!
One for me and one for me. I mean you.
My mommy is contemplating between Graeters or Pumpkin Pie. I said "why not both!?"
I'm pretty excited about something but not sure what.
Happy it's not a thong?
Thanks for the hand daddy!
GQ
This is me teaching my mommy how to read
Daddy, get out of my room!
Yup, big Bengals fan! The only one left.
My mom is hot!
Make fun of my hair, and we'll have issues.