Hangin with my momma today!

She just told me that we get to go shopping today. I told her I'm a boy, not a girl!
These cheeks s-p-e-l-l "pinch me"
Mommy, you said this yellow cloth behind my head was to make it more comfortable. Daddy told me the truth.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Do I have a sign on my back that says "kiss me"?
That's what I thought, now let's get this shopping over with mommy!

BREAKING NEWS!

BREAKING NEWS: Landen Ohio
Graham Cohen rolls over by himself!

Post Roll Interview!

Graham appeared overwhelmed by the emotions of this historic event!

Nothing like spending a day with Mommy and Daddy

This is my daddy when he was about my age. Apparently Weight Watchers wasn't around.
Although I am already wearing 3-6 clothing.

At first, these toys seemed a little over the top. I am starting to like them a bit.

This is where that demonistic nurse got me!!! Her picture is in my room. I won't forget her!

Hangin' With The Boys

These are my good friends - Jacob, Braden, and Lucas. I'm the baby of them all, but give me time.
It seems these play dates are more for moms than us - at least Lucas thinks so!

2 Month Doctor's Appointment

Well, I am now a little over two months old and what a 2 months it has been. I am a very lucky boy! That was until I went to the Dr's today to get a check up. You see, my mommy and daddy called it a "check up". That's adult talk for "you're getting shots today and it's going to hurt like crazy!" Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me! I won't fall for that again! Anyhoo, I appear to be getting my daddy's side of the family in terms of my size. I was a small newborn at a little over 6 lbs, but today, I measured 12 lbs 9 oz. That's right, I am in the 75 percentile of weight at my age. I am 24 inches long which puts me 90-95 percentile. The Dr. said my size was proportionate, whatever that means. He did say that I appeared to be a happy baby. DUH!!! Everything else appeared great until that girl came in after the Dr. I don't want to talk about that though. Below are some pictures of me looking like Hugh Heffner. I just need a cigar!

Happy Birthday Nolan!

This is my cousin Nolan, he turned 1 year old! He's pretty cool and is my best friend although we don't talk much.

Why do people feel the urge to make babies like me look like a goof?

Got Milk?

Nolan is like his mommy Angela, he loves balloons!

This is Nolan's cousin Monica. She is very nice, although she's still a girl.

In the Mood for Love

I only flirt with my mommy ...
but occassionally I think about other women.
All this mushy stuff is really getting to me.

The Cohen Family - 1st Valentine's Day

The first male supermodel!

Hey Ladies!


I'm a very handsome Boy!

Unless I have slobber coming from my mouth.

Or have gas

But then, it all comes together!

Father/Son day at our palatial estate!

Uh Daddy, please put that away. I'm not a kid!

I feel so stupid!

Get me outta here!

Nice and Warm!

While it's true mommy has the goods to keep me fed, let me get this point across....my daddy has the fun! Yesterday, Daddy and I wrestled on the bed for awhile, then played with the horse in my room and finished the night off with my 1st "Big Boy" bath! Although most "big boys" don't have ducks and colored letters in their baths. As a matter of fact, do "big boys" even get baths? Anyhoo, what an awesome night! Please don't misunderstand what I'm saying. I mean, my mommy can be a lot of fun, by my daddy is the definition of FUN!

At home with my mommy

Daddy must be at work!

It's tough being me!

Really tough!

I mean really really tough!

Now, my daddy and I have a pretty close relationship, but there is nothing like being at home with my mommy when daddy leaves for work. We can just lay around and do nothing! It's funny, because I always know when daddy is coming home soon, because mommy starts cleaning to make my daddy think she has been cleaning all day. My daddy isn't that naieve, but it's great to see my mommy try anyways! :)